ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

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meek mill rap like he type all his lyrics in size 72 comic sans font

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lipstixnaturalchica:

I know a lot of you may look at this post and think “why is she giving us tips on whipped shea butter” and that’s fine but for those of you that are truly interested in knowing keep reading. Yesterday I was up to my old ‘do it yourself’ ways again and I noticed that I had all the right ingredients…